Let It Be Said, "The Discovery of Penicillin"

• Scientist #1: Gross.
• Scientist #2: What?
• Scientist #1: You forgot to clean out the Petri dishes.
• Scientist #2: Oh. Sorry.
• Scientist #1: Look. There�s bacteria gunk growing in it!
• Scientist #2: Eww. Should we throw it out?
• Scientist #1: No. I have a hypothesis. Sniff it.
• Scientist #2: Okay (sniffs).
• Scientist #1: Are you getting high?
• Scientist #2: No.
• Scientist #1: Damn. Now eat it.
• Scientist #2: Alright (chews).
• Scientist #1: Are you high now?
• Scientist #2: Nope.
• Scientist #1: Not a single hallucinogenic side effect?
• Scientist #2: No. I�m not feeling anything. My polio is clearing up nicely, though.
• Scientist #1: Absolute failure! I thought we had something for a minute there.
• Scientist #2: I concur. This discovery was a complete failure.
• Scientist #1: Lab assistant Alexander Fleming! Come and dispose of this, this�
• Scientist #2: Penicillin.
• Scientist #1: Yes. Come and dispose of this terribly useless penicillin!
• Scientist #2: A total failure for the scientific community indeed (sigh).